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These are cute
im very angry at the tumblr staff right now
Damn you staff!
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
WHAT IS GOING ON
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!
that’s a fucking tomato
So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!
This is too much power for one man. Who knows what horrors awaits us in the future if this comes into fruition?
I want twenty.
Neil Hilborn // “Punk Rock John” (Poetry Observed)
"As long as I have hands, I can break something. As long as we can breathe, we can sing."
A classic from Neil Hilborn, which we just posted from our original 2012 series with Poetry Observed. If you buy Neil’s album, “Northbound”, you’ll get this poem along with NINETEEN others!
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
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